Not just for burns

So Greg and I are at Garden Fresh doing some grocery shopping when Greg pulls a strange pouch off the shelf. "Aloe Vera?" I say. "It's a dessert," Greg says. "Ewww," I say. So we buy this chunky gel package, bring it home, and crack it open. It smells like Mr. Freezies. It tastes like sugary goo. Weird. You should try it.